Chicken Math – T-Shirt

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🐔 The Equation We All Pretend Doesn’t Exist

There’s one universal truth in backyard poultry keeping…
Chickens multiply faster than anyone can explain.

One day you have 8 chickens. Life is simple. Feed bill is manageable. Everything is fine and dandy.

Then the feed store has a chick sale.

Suddenly you wake up with 49 chickens…
…and somehow still only 3 eggs a day.

That’s Chicken Math.

👕 Product Details

• Printed on ultra-soft Bella + Canvas tees
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Lightweight, breathable fabric
• Perfect for feed store runs, coop cleaning, and enabling “just one more”

Printed in Texas

Each shirt is printed at a Family Chicken Farm in Texas.
Thank you for supporting our small business and fellow chicken enablers everywhere.